Hope your Christmas shopping and your holiday parties are going great everyone!

The Obama’s are holding a Hanukkah party at The White House this Wednesday. Poor Joe Biden got confused. Apparently he hung a piñata and filled it with candy.

Bad news for environmentalists. The coal industry cut a deal with Santa Clause this year, and the jolly old elf will not be stuffing coal in the stockings of bad little boys and girls. Instead, he’s giving out tiny solar panels.

I wonder how much Tiger Woods was cheating on his score cards?

I will appear this Friday, December 18, 2009, on television. Internationally, to be exact. Where and when? I’ll leave that to you.